More Interesting Than Work

When i was a kid and didn’t know what a keg was, I thought he said “cake of beer” and I didn’t know what it meant but it was apparently bad ass.

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

looks like Dave Mustaine

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

looks like Dave Mustaine

My name is Jordan Belfort. I’m a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside Queens. This year I turned 26 as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made 49 millions dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

a fucking million a fucking week

someone finally said it

litheds:

setbabiesonfire:

Get the fuck out.

The Elephant can draw better than me.

is this fucking real

litheds:

setbabiesonfire:

Get the fuck out.

The Elephant can draw better than me.

is this fucking real

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you


When Joey does this it makes us so happy. He came from a crappy home and to give this helpless creature a safe haven is a great feeling.

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

When Joey does this it makes us so happy. He came from a crappy home and to give this helpless creature a safe haven is a great feeling.

The infamous giant tire #gianttire #workout #gym #strongman #nottobetrifledwith #theequalizer #alittlebittooheavy #alwaysleavesamark

in the Ironic Punishments Department

in the Ironic Punishments Department